Well travelled shopper with loads of snark and a tricky trigger figure on the iphone camera button.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

—Woody Allen

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

—Errol Flynn

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.  ~Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. ~Woody Allen

October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

—Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calender for 1894